Thursday, July 8, 2010

Confucius Says....

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Man who run in

front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

car get exhausted.

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Man with one

chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

prunes get good run for money.

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War does not determine who is right,

war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse

soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who drive like Hell,

bound to get there.

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Man who live in

glass house should change clothes in

basement.

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Man who fish in

other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

smell different to midget.


XoXo,
Steph

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